Weird Spam

[persephone_kore]

It isn't the bizarre poetry some people get, but it has some really fascinating mental images. I like the boxers hiding in the safety of their bathrooms, myself.



Employees buy and sell sanitation engineers. Women are seen with Presidential candidates. At the Summit, President Bush came to the conclusion that the gangsters have affairs with bears. Eskimos will marry the pediatricians.
Locked in the safety of their bathrooms, heavyweight boxers maintain that system analysts outdo the people. Reptiles fight over the orphans. Japanese movie monsters search Alta Vista for sites devoted to unwed mothers. Why do graduate advisors say that rats want to rid the world of farmers?

Comments

[kaesa.livejournal.com]

Why do graduate advisors say that rats want to rid the world of farmers?

Clearly the it's the farmers who want to rid the world of rats. They're sending the graduate advisors messages to that effect from broadcasting towers hidden deep below soybean fields. If only the graduate advisors remembered to wear their tinfoil hats!

[kaesa.livejournal.com]

(Incidentally, I have no explanation as to how the broadcasting towers can still count as towers buried below soybean fields, or how they could not interfere with the soybeans. The farmers just have superior technology, obviously.)

[persephone-kore.livejournal.com]

They probably have something to do with the Japanese movie monsters, who have migrated beneath the soybean fields and are using the towers as internet access. The messages about rats are rent.

[kaesa.livejournal.com]

That must be it. Do you think they're working for the Eskimos, trying to find unwed mothers who happen to be pediatricians as well?

[persephone-kore.livejournal.com]

I suspect the bears and gangsters must come into it somewhere....

[kaesa.livejournal.com]

I'm not really sure I want to know how, though.

[persephone-kore.livejournal.com]

We've already got Godzilla and you're worried about the bears?

[kaesa.livejournal.com]

And the gangsters! Besides, Godzilla's really a Good Guy.

[persephone-kore.livejournal.com]

Underground broadcasting towers. Gotcha.

[policroma.livejournal.com]

You got this in a spam? That's.....really weird.

[persephone-kore.livejournal.com]

Well, it wasn't the whole content. There was a link, which I did not follow, and something about brokers.

[youngest-one.livejournal.com]

So if gangster are having affairs with bears(and it must be true, President Bush says so!)...And Eskimos are marrying pediatricians...and some Eskimos live in close proximity to polar bears....
Are pediatricians gangsters?